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Country: United States
State: New York


Interests: I like going to the beach, working out, and sleeping. Correction - I LOVE sleeping.
Expertise: Making people laugh until they wet their pants.
Occupation: Marketing
Industry: Legal


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Member Since: 7/21/2003

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Thursday, September 09, 2004

HOLY POPUPS AND SPYWARE!!!

I am going to limit the use of my work computer for personal stuff.  Therefore, unfortunately, this journal is disbanded.

I'm sorry.  I will miss reading your blogs.  Take care!


Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Lastplace will love this.

There is a theory that the Pentagon was not hit by a Boeing....

I just think that it was interesting that we didn't hear too much about the Pentagon in the news -- the focus was really on the WTC.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pentagon.html#Main


Tuesday, September 07, 2004

 
YOUR DRIVERS' LICENSE TELLS IT ALL

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
license.  It is like a report card.  It has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did
you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got
a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."


Friday, September 03, 2004

Back from vacation.  Not feeling too well today.  Bit of a tummy ache.  Had a migraine headache on Wednesday which destroyed one of my vacation days -- maybe I am dealing with the leftovers of being sick.  

Going to attempt to get some work out of the way today, go home and sleep it off.


Friday, August 27, 2004

This seems really unconstitutional.  I know it's not technically unconstitutional to have the FBI show up at your door because you run a website that they don't like, but still - a little creepy, no?  Its like freedom of speech exists, but only if you are open to a "visit" from the federal government. 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/16/rnc.security.ap/index.html

 



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